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A Dozen Ways to Die

Heres an obscure one for you. Pretty much no budget at all movie starring pint-sized Gilbert Hauseaux as a tiny man that swears revenge when his desert vacation is cut short when his wife and daughter are kidnapped by a big fat guy (darwin Swalve) and his mentally retareded gang of misfits (comprising of.. wait .. a rapper, some mexican guy, a dirt biker, cowboy, a hooker, a freakin ninja and to cap it all off. none other than a Nazi dude!).. Can we go on? we wont spoil it. get this one and weep!

Starring:

Darwyn Swalve

Genre:

Action, Thriller

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