Mystery Science Theater 3000: Movie Plot: The Sidehackers A couple of sidehacking gangs get into a minor war of vengeance against each other. Intro: Joel tries to get the 'bots to go to bed. Segment One: Joel invents a Slinky named Gretchen that does tricks. In Deep 13, Dr. Forrester creates the Slinky tube which can let him be in two places at once. Segment Two: Joel and the 'bots do a song about sidehacking. Segment Three: Joel instructs us on the terminology of sidehacking. Joel and the 'bots make up terminology over footage of sidehacking races from the movie. Segment Four: Joel makes the 'bots Rommel hats and has them think about the good things about Rommel, but they break down everytime they think about Rita. J. C. and Gooch appear on the Hexfield. Segment Five: The 'bots wonder why they padded the film with all the killing. Joel responds by singing Only Love Pads the Film. Joel then reads some letters. Stinger: None.

Starring:

Kevin Murphy

Genre:

Comedy, Sci-Fi